24 Days. 18 shows. 7 Cities.
What a journey this has been. I only wish I could fully document how life changing this whole thing has been. One of the most challenging, most fulfilling and most beautiful things I have ever done. If this is only the beginning then I am in for a treat.
So much has happened and so many details need to be shared and since I am truly sick of answering the dreaded "What happens next" question individually, I am going to get it all out here so everyone can be up to date and I can go back to ignoring all my texts. Perfect.
As of about a month ago it was announced that Disney Jr Live: Pirate and Princess Adventure will be playing its last show on April 12th. Previous plans had been to send it around the country one more time but alas, as with all things in show business, that planned changed rather instantly and drastically. This came as quite a shock as I'm sure you can imagine as most of the cast was planning on staying with the show next season. One second we were touring again and just as quickly, 18 people became out of a job. Oh what a fun job us performers have.
So what in the bloody heck am I gonna do next? That's a pretty good question.
We all had meetings with the casting director for this company but since the news of our show closing came so late, all the other shows have all but been fully cast for next season which means unfortunately, there aren't many openings for the poor Pirates and Princesses. We have been assured that we are on the first call list if any replacements are needed but were also specifically told to not really hold our breath. At least for me, it doesn't seen incredibly promising that I have much of a future with this company, at least for the time being.
Well this has just been really negative. Let's talk about something else.
The good news is that I am coming back to Utah. I am actually incredibly excited about this. I have been away for so long and I can't wait to see all the people I had to leave. I know that leaving this family that I have here will be insanely hard and saying goodbye to this show and my king will be an emotionally draining train wreck, but home awaits and it's time to come say hi.
My current plan is to move back to the Salt Lake area and resume teaching and training in as big a capacity as ever. I desperately need to get myself back in shape since my workout plan went quickly from "oh heck yeah, I'm gonna be so fit and skinny omg world look out" to "can't we all just love the body we have? gosh gym rats are so disgusting. body appreciation 2015". It's not a pretty sight. I literally caught myself thinking "well there's just more of me to love" the other day and i've never been more tempted to jump into on coming traffic.
Anyways, once I shed a pizza box or two I plan on going back to square 1. Back to auditions and trying to get this show on the road again. Literally. I have a couple auditions that are calling my name but nothing I am going to talk about just yet. Can't jinx it ya know.
I fly in April 13th and will be heading straight to Idaho to get my family back on track with how annoying I can be and how much they also need me to find another touring job then on around the 20th, I will be moving to Salt Lake and begin teaching and working with my girls again. Beware Salty. It's back with a vengeance and ready to party.
Thank you so much to everyone that has been a part of this journey. I am really going to try to document these last couple weeks as best I can. I feel so grateful to have been a part of this, meet these amazing people, perform in gorgeous theaters and arenas across the country and bring a little disney magic to the country. I am quite honestly a little terrified of what the next couple months will bring. It's been a long time since I have had this little knowledge about my future and my xanax and wine budget has increased dramatically but I know that all things happen for a reason and they will always continue to do so.
Let's do this thing.
Much love to all of you. I can't wait to see you all very soon! 24 days ya'll. 24 days.
The King
Friday, March 20, 2015
Saturday, October 25, 2014
I Survived Ebol-Eye
Well well well. We meet again.
For those of you who have stuck through this journey with me, I am indeed grateful. If there is anyone interested in hearing and seeing more about this trip than my rare blog post, there is much more to see on Instagram and if you feel so inclined, I could also add you to a photo share I have set up to see even more pictures.
It has been quite a while since my last post. As usual, I shall give a quick summary of the places I have seen and the things I have done since. I believe we left off in El Paso
Arlington Texas Ebola
Little Rock Arkansas I do not enjoy Arkansas. Nope. Not one bit.
Tupelo Mississippi Spelling Mississippi is the funnest thing about the place.
Macon Georgia I like Georgia.
Daytona Beach Now this was a wonderful week. We got to stay right on the beach front. I had a very good friend come stay with me that week as well and we have a glorious time. Beach nights. Party's. Tiki bar. During this week was also my trip to Orlando to Harry Potter World. Words cannot express the joy this brought. I have never enjoyed anything more. It was everything. A week to remember for sure.
Biloxi Mississippi See above
Panama City Florida Also a fun week. The beach at panama city is exceptionally beautiful and the strip around the beach was fun. My roommate and I spent a very fun day walking around the huge outdoor mall are by the beach. Definitely somewhere an epic spring break could happen. Note taken.
Okay. This is taking way to long and i'm tired. We hit about a 100 other cities that left no mark on my memory. I’m gonna skip around a bit and just hit the good ones.
Salina Kansas Kansas is almost good for nothing but large farms and open air which I actually very much enjoyed. This stay sticks out because we got to spend a day at a local corn maze. It was the cutest thing ever. Three mazes, animals, gourd launcher etc. We had a blast and it was everything you would think Kansas should be.
Lincoln Nebraska An old high school friend goes to school 30 min from Lincoln and so she got to come see me and go to dinner and it was just a delight. I never thought I would be happy about running into any old high school friends but this proved me wrong. It was great to see her.
Lake Charles Louisiana A pretty boring day stop but Christine and I got to go to a Mardi Gras museum in the top of an old school building (sketch) but it was actually amazing. We found out later it's supposedly the largest collection of Mardi Gras stuff in the state. Pretty cool eh? We took lots of cool pictures and got to see and hear a lot about it. Makes me very excited to see New Orleans in a couple weeks.
Bossier City Louisiana We only stopped hear to do shows but it sticks out to me because it was the show of my first "Plan A". A plan A is when a member of the cast gets to go out on stage before the show as a normal human with a live mic and everything and welcome the crowd and get them pumped to see the show. They then announce and bring to the stage a local radio team or someone that has helped sponsor the show. I was picked to do it at this show. I was very nervous but it ended up being a blast. It was fun to get to be myself and just talk to the audience. 2500 people I might add. I'm excited to get to do more.
Jonosboro Arkansas This is where we just recently left. It has not changed my mind about Arkansas. I still do not like it. This was also a dry county. Enough said.
That about sums it up I think. I am still very much enjoying this tour life. We had a couple really massive weeks of shows where we had to live on the bus for about 2 weeks solid and as expected, that was a challenge. Being stuck with the same group of people in a confined torture freeway chamber can have its problems. But alas, we made it and after three days of locking myself in the hotel room alone, I actually kind of like some of them again. Progress.
One thing I would like to bring up. Ebola. It’s happening. It’s everywhere. It’s in Texas. Not only were we in Texas around the time of the epidemic, but we are going back. We actually spend Christmas there. We will all be celebrating the birth of Christ with internal bleeding in a hospital isolation room. Deck the Halls.
I’m also fairly positive I have already beat the virus once. For those of you without snapchat, my top eyelid swelled up to the size of a grape for about a good week. I looked like a child molester with a constant wink. It was horrible. Maybe that was my run with Ebola and I am now immune. How do I contact the CDC?
Let’s see let’s see. Anything else I need to touch on.
Workout portion of my blog. No comment. Pass the Doritos.
I hope all is well and the up coming Halloween celebrations go marvelously. Our company has put together a rather large budget for our party and our party planning committee has been working ceaselessly on it so needless to say, it’s gonna be a rager and Megan and I are gonna look fantastic. Party is Wednesday. Pictures to come.
Much love to all. I really do miss most of you terribly. Send mail.
Ps. As you all have probably figured out by now, I really enjoy making lists. From now on, each blog will contain a list of something that has been on my mind. This blog…
Dicks in Bowls : My Life Story
How Can I Be A Complete Loner
Yet Have Everyone Know and Love Me and Other Concerns
Narcissistic in Nature.
My Belly Fat Provides Comfort From The Cold.
I'm A Mess. Are you?
Weight Loss for Dummies. A Story of My Life
Condescending Sarcasm: What Else Is There?
Sunday, September 14, 2014
Not For The Weak Of Stomach
I'll just say it, Texas hasn't been my favorite place thus far on the tour. It has proved to be very entertaining at times (see San Angelo pictures), boring at times (also see San Angelo), but the last week and half have been getting better. Just in time to leave Texas.
San Antonio.
This was a wonderful stop on our list of cities. We played a beautiful theatre on Sunday and then got to spend the rest the week (until Thursday) in the city. If you have never been to San Antonio then I would suggest a trip. The River Walk itself is very fun to visit and gorgeous to be a part of. I could have walked up and down that place everyday. The food was great and the atmosphere was killer. We also stopped by the Alamo. I don't remember much from that but NEXT to the Alamo was this wonderful little tourist place that caught our eye. At first it seemed like the most gimmicky place that was just out to steal our money. But the guy was good at his job and convinced us to pay the $12 to get in. So, on one side was a mirror maze and the other was a bank vault. The mirror maze is just that. A massive maze made completely of mirrors and flashing lights and everything. You put on plastic gloves and walk with your hands in front of you. I have never had anything screw with my mind more. You think you're seeing something, and then no. It's fake. Once you go through once, they give you 3D glasses and you head back in. You mind as well take Acid before you go in. It got real crazy. Scary. Awesome. Let the imagination run wild. It was so fun. Next was the bank vault. There were 4 levels from Easy to Expert. When you walk in, like a bank vault (I assume), a bunch of lasers appear and its your job to get to the other side breaking as few as possible. The kicker is that there is a video on the outside so the others can watch you look like an idiot trying to crawl through. Needless to say it was the greatest $12 and two hours of the tour thus far. (That may be an exaggeration but you get my point).
Day trip to El Paso
Usually our buses only travel at night, but for a bunch of reasons we left San Antonio at 12pm and headed to El Paso (an 8 hour drive). This would usually really upset me because I hate driving. But this particular trip actually ended up being rather enjoyable. I forget how nice we have it on the bus cause i'm usually stuck in my bunk trying to sleep on a rocking horror bus, but actually being awake and using the wifi, tv's, dish, bathroom, fridge etc was kinda fun. I guess it's not the worst way to travel.
El Paso
Basically Mexico. There is no need to visit here.
Story Time - Not For The Weak Of Stomach
As you may have gathered from my touring experience thus far, the bus rides all put one thing very heavily on our mind. Bowel movements. And for whatever reason, a large chunk of our cast (myself included) have been struggling with finding......regularity. Anyways, I am exceptionally lactose intolerant and it seems to be getting worse daily. I can usually handle small amounts if I am careful and take certain precautions afterwards. So, we are doing 2 shows in San Antonio. After the first show we headed to catering to find a wonderful array of homemade tacos that we could build ourselves. Delighted, I head to make myself 1-6 tacos. At the end was the usual, salsa, guacamole and sour cream. Thinking that I am doing wonderfully in the shows today I decide I deserve a LITTLE sour cream on my taco. What I did not take into consideration was that by putting a LITTLE sour cream on all 8 tacos, I was actually ingesting half the bowl. I haven't passed a math class in years. Give me a break.
Catering concludes as scheduled and we head back into makeup and costuming for one more show. About halfway through the first act, the rumbling starts. First just casual "after dinner" stomach settlings, gradually progressing to "exceeds expectations". At about 10 minutes to intermission, I knew I was in trouble. The stomach was a going and the farts were a comin. With every step came the anxiety of what could happen when my foot hit the ground. In the last scene of the first act, the whole cast comes out to greet the royal family and Sophia tells us her gift for the Friendship Festival which ends of being a rousing musical number, aka, my current worst nightmare. The song begins and I am sweating bullets. I have escape routes planned and am beginning to work up how this speech to the costumers, telling them I soiled my costume on stage, is going to go. At the end of the number we all stand in a line, belting our hearts out as the curtain slowly closes. As soon as those tips touched I was down for the count and old lady speed walking to the dressing room. I yelled at the dresser to get my out of this damn thing and threw my costume into the crate, grabbed my robe, tossed it around me like a backwards coat and headed across the hall to the makeup rooms and bathroom. What happened next isn't anything i'm proud of or need to recount for you. It was a mess......but.....I made it. It had to be the scariest 30 minutes of my life. I was sure I was going to have to quit this tour and move home to live in the basement in shame. On the bright side, how many people can say they literally almost shit their pants on stage in a Disney Show?
Well there ya have it. We are currently on the bus and heading for a day stop in Arlington then we head to Arkansas for a couple days! I'm ready to be done with Texas and am excited to be slowly making our way back to Florida! Some beach time is definitely needed! I hope all is well back home and to whoever is reading this. I love receiving mail and will always respond so please find a way to get my address if you want! I have a lot of time on my hands and would make a great pen pal!
One last thing, I shall be going on a "social media fast" for 3 days from Tuesday-Thursday of this week. The only thing I am allowing is this blog site so I can keep you updated on the process and the expected withdrawals that are bound to happen. Should be a good time all around. Stay tuned.
Much love.
The King
San Antonio.
This was a wonderful stop on our list of cities. We played a beautiful theatre on Sunday and then got to spend the rest the week (until Thursday) in the city. If you have never been to San Antonio then I would suggest a trip. The River Walk itself is very fun to visit and gorgeous to be a part of. I could have walked up and down that place everyday. The food was great and the atmosphere was killer. We also stopped by the Alamo. I don't remember much from that but NEXT to the Alamo was this wonderful little tourist place that caught our eye. At first it seemed like the most gimmicky place that was just out to steal our money. But the guy was good at his job and convinced us to pay the $12 to get in. So, on one side was a mirror maze and the other was a bank vault. The mirror maze is just that. A massive maze made completely of mirrors and flashing lights and everything. You put on plastic gloves and walk with your hands in front of you. I have never had anything screw with my mind more. You think you're seeing something, and then no. It's fake. Once you go through once, they give you 3D glasses and you head back in. You mind as well take Acid before you go in. It got real crazy. Scary. Awesome. Let the imagination run wild. It was so fun. Next was the bank vault. There were 4 levels from Easy to Expert. When you walk in, like a bank vault (I assume), a bunch of lasers appear and its your job to get to the other side breaking as few as possible. The kicker is that there is a video on the outside so the others can watch you look like an idiot trying to crawl through. Needless to say it was the greatest $12 and two hours of the tour thus far. (That may be an exaggeration but you get my point).
Day trip to El Paso
Usually our buses only travel at night, but for a bunch of reasons we left San Antonio at 12pm and headed to El Paso (an 8 hour drive). This would usually really upset me because I hate driving. But this particular trip actually ended up being rather enjoyable. I forget how nice we have it on the bus cause i'm usually stuck in my bunk trying to sleep on a rocking horror bus, but actually being awake and using the wifi, tv's, dish, bathroom, fridge etc was kinda fun. I guess it's not the worst way to travel.
El Paso
Basically Mexico. There is no need to visit here.
Story Time - Not For The Weak Of Stomach
As you may have gathered from my touring experience thus far, the bus rides all put one thing very heavily on our mind. Bowel movements. And for whatever reason, a large chunk of our cast (myself included) have been struggling with finding......regularity. Anyways, I am exceptionally lactose intolerant and it seems to be getting worse daily. I can usually handle small amounts if I am careful and take certain precautions afterwards. So, we are doing 2 shows in San Antonio. After the first show we headed to catering to find a wonderful array of homemade tacos that we could build ourselves. Delighted, I head to make myself 1-6 tacos. At the end was the usual, salsa, guacamole and sour cream. Thinking that I am doing wonderfully in the shows today I decide I deserve a LITTLE sour cream on my taco. What I did not take into consideration was that by putting a LITTLE sour cream on all 8 tacos, I was actually ingesting half the bowl. I haven't passed a math class in years. Give me a break.
Catering concludes as scheduled and we head back into makeup and costuming for one more show. About halfway through the first act, the rumbling starts. First just casual "after dinner" stomach settlings, gradually progressing to "exceeds expectations". At about 10 minutes to intermission, I knew I was in trouble. The stomach was a going and the farts were a comin. With every step came the anxiety of what could happen when my foot hit the ground. In the last scene of the first act, the whole cast comes out to greet the royal family and Sophia tells us her gift for the Friendship Festival which ends of being a rousing musical number, aka, my current worst nightmare. The song begins and I am sweating bullets. I have escape routes planned and am beginning to work up how this speech to the costumers, telling them I soiled my costume on stage, is going to go. At the end of the number we all stand in a line, belting our hearts out as the curtain slowly closes. As soon as those tips touched I was down for the count and old lady speed walking to the dressing room. I yelled at the dresser to get my out of this damn thing and threw my costume into the crate, grabbed my robe, tossed it around me like a backwards coat and headed across the hall to the makeup rooms and bathroom. What happened next isn't anything i'm proud of or need to recount for you. It was a mess......but.....I made it. It had to be the scariest 30 minutes of my life. I was sure I was going to have to quit this tour and move home to live in the basement in shame. On the bright side, how many people can say they literally almost shit their pants on stage in a Disney Show?
Well there ya have it. We are currently on the bus and heading for a day stop in Arlington then we head to Arkansas for a couple days! I'm ready to be done with Texas and am excited to be slowly making our way back to Florida! Some beach time is definitely needed! I hope all is well back home and to whoever is reading this. I love receiving mail and will always respond so please find a way to get my address if you want! I have a lot of time on my hands and would make a great pen pal!
One last thing, I shall be going on a "social media fast" for 3 days from Tuesday-Thursday of this week. The only thing I am allowing is this blog site so I can keep you updated on the process and the expected withdrawals that are bound to happen. Should be a good time all around. Stay tuned.
Much love.
The King
Sunday, August 31, 2014
Back in Action
As I sit here on the bus traveling from New Mexico to Texas, I am struck with only one thought.
I have to poop.
I am officially back on the road. After a glorious 10 days off spent in Idaho and Utah (sorry for those of you I didn't get to see. Guess you aren't that special after all), I am just finishing up another show weekend and headed to San Angelo Texas for the week. 4 wonderful days off await.
The shows this week have been great. Large crowds and excitement in the show. Today was especially challenging when we realized, halfway into the first act, that the elevation of Rio Rancho New Mexico was rather ridiculous and that none of us could breathe. This fact sent a couple performers straight to the EMT's for oxygen with the rest of us gasping for breath on stage. We got through the show, but I must say, it wasn't our best.
It really was excellent to go home. I had been really struggling with this tour for the first couple months and had honestly considering leaving my contract and coming back to Utah. But going home and seeing everyone and realizing that while life was still going on without me, not a whole lot of things are gonna drastically change while I'm gone. Yes, some sisters will have babies, houses will be built and food will be eaten, but I will be back before I know it and life can resume as planned. This gave me great comfort. So much so that I was actually excited to come back and, dare I say it, am still really happy to be here. Granted, we are only 5 days back in but I am having a great time. Bring it on Texas.
In other exciting news, my best friend is coming to visit me in Daytona Beach Florida. He will be my first tour visitor and I can't wait! For everyone else, BUY YOUR TICKETS! Come see me! Many magical Disney secrets await you (this isn't true. I'll never reveal the magic).
Let's see let's see let's see. I haven't blogged in forever and still have nothing to say.
I got to see a very old and dear friend today while in New Mexico. Tennille Mendenhall is serving her mission there and got to run over and say hi after my last show. It had been years since I had seen her and it was wonderful to catch up if only for 30 minutes. Seeing people I know really makes this experience easier so.....by all means, come see me.
I am actually learning to like this show better to. Yes, it is hard and will always be challenging to do it 9 times in a row on the weekends, but I have had a couple experiences to see recordings of the show or see it backstage better and it really is magical. I am excited to share it with friends and family. It is definitely a cool thing to be a part of. Bringing just a little bit of the "magic" to little kids and families all over the country. I have a good job.
Well, i'm off to bed. The bus just hit the freeway and that means I am down for the count. See ya in Texas!
Dixon
I have to poop.
I am officially back on the road. After a glorious 10 days off spent in Idaho and Utah (sorry for those of you I didn't get to see. Guess you aren't that special after all), I am just finishing up another show weekend and headed to San Angelo Texas for the week. 4 wonderful days off await.
The shows this week have been great. Large crowds and excitement in the show. Today was especially challenging when we realized, halfway into the first act, that the elevation of Rio Rancho New Mexico was rather ridiculous and that none of us could breathe. This fact sent a couple performers straight to the EMT's for oxygen with the rest of us gasping for breath on stage. We got through the show, but I must say, it wasn't our best.
It really was excellent to go home. I had been really struggling with this tour for the first couple months and had honestly considering leaving my contract and coming back to Utah. But going home and seeing everyone and realizing that while life was still going on without me, not a whole lot of things are gonna drastically change while I'm gone. Yes, some sisters will have babies, houses will be built and food will be eaten, but I will be back before I know it and life can resume as planned. This gave me great comfort. So much so that I was actually excited to come back and, dare I say it, am still really happy to be here. Granted, we are only 5 days back in but I am having a great time. Bring it on Texas.
In other exciting news, my best friend is coming to visit me in Daytona Beach Florida. He will be my first tour visitor and I can't wait! For everyone else, BUY YOUR TICKETS! Come see me! Many magical Disney secrets await you (this isn't true. I'll never reveal the magic).
Let's see let's see let's see. I haven't blogged in forever and still have nothing to say.
I got to see a very old and dear friend today while in New Mexico. Tennille Mendenhall is serving her mission there and got to run over and say hi after my last show. It had been years since I had seen her and it was wonderful to catch up if only for 30 minutes. Seeing people I know really makes this experience easier so.....by all means, come see me.
I am actually learning to like this show better to. Yes, it is hard and will always be challenging to do it 9 times in a row on the weekends, but I have had a couple experiences to see recordings of the show or see it backstage better and it really is magical. I am excited to share it with friends and family. It is definitely a cool thing to be a part of. Bringing just a little bit of the "magic" to little kids and families all over the country. I have a good job.
Well, i'm off to bed. The bus just hit the freeway and that means I am down for the count. See ya in Texas!
Dixon
Wednesday, August 6, 2014
Hey. Hi. Hello.
After a brief hiatus from the pressures of blogging, I have returned.
I have decided that a day by day account of this adventure is useless. I literally do the same thing every day/week. It would kill us all to have to sit and listen to "We did a million shows. I sat in a hotel. It was nice. It was horrible. The wifi was good. The pool was bad. I worked out. Skinny skinny skinny." So from now on, if I don't mention that stuff....believe me, it's still happening.
This week we are in the glorious city of Binghamton New York after a trek through Pittsburg and Buffalo (I literally just had to look up what cities we did. This is getting rough.)
Pittsburg was absolutely amazing. Granted, we were on the campus and therefore only got to walk around the campus area and surrounding little shops and stuff but I must say, I would seriously consider going to school there. So fun. So pretty. The only downfall was everything seemed to be uphill. I'm still baffled at how we would walk uphill to get to the shops, then uphill to get back. There is some weird physics happening in Pittsburg.
List of cities I have visited that I want to return to:
Athens Georgia
Cincinnati Ohio
Pittsburg Pennsylvania
The shows this weekend were a little bit of a nightmare. Bring on the rehearsals. From dresses being on backwards to cast members being unable to do the show and the rest the cast finding out 30 minutes before showtime. The hard thing about this show (and I will try to explain this as much as I can without giving too much away), is that it doesn't stop. Whether you know what you're doing or not, nothing stops. Sets could be falling down around you with nothing making sense and we press on. It leads to some interesting spur of the moment choices and some really bad ones. Nevertheless, we made it through and as far as we know, no body has been fired yet. Success.
Tomorrow is a day full of Media Training (finally someone will tell me if i'm gonna be fired for this blog), and another TV show then the rest the day off. What a glamorous life.
Another very important part of my life has ended this week. I finished The Walking Dead. I won't even begin to discuss the toll this took on me emotionally. It was a rough day. But alas, I have begun House of Cards and think I shall be just as happy with this. There are no zombies in this show, just DC politicians and at this point, I would rather the zombies.
I have learned something very important this week. The only truly crazy people in this life are not the people on a bunch of medication, they are the ones who take nothing. Yes, deep I know. This whole thing has definitely thrown me a loop. I am not currently taking any medications (except ones for beauty reasons which will remain nameless) but if someone threw open the back of a van and offered me some Xanax I would be on that like a fat kid on cake. All future wannabe performers who are considering a life in touring or just a life with any particular show....come talk to me. There are things you need to know and pills you need to take. We can get through this together.
Yes I realize all these paragraphs have totally different meanings and go together in absolutely no way but its late and i'm tired and that's what you get.
Last topic of the day. Workout blog time.
Yes, the working out is still happening. And it's still the worst. I also have started this thing where I eat only one meal a day and whenever my stomach growls I give myself a pat on the back and have a glass of water. If the next time you see me you don't instantly comment on how skinny I look, whether factual or not, I will scream in your face until you do. Lets not test this. I more than likely won't have much food on my stomach and will just pass out from the screaming and nobody needs to deal with that.
Well there ya have it. A little catching up, a little philosophy and a little workout blog. Hope all is well. I miss you all very very much.
Love,
The King
I have decided that a day by day account of this adventure is useless. I literally do the same thing every day/week. It would kill us all to have to sit and listen to "We did a million shows. I sat in a hotel. It was nice. It was horrible. The wifi was good. The pool was bad. I worked out. Skinny skinny skinny." So from now on, if I don't mention that stuff....believe me, it's still happening.
This week we are in the glorious city of Binghamton New York after a trek through Pittsburg and Buffalo (I literally just had to look up what cities we did. This is getting rough.)
Pittsburg was absolutely amazing. Granted, we were on the campus and therefore only got to walk around the campus area and surrounding little shops and stuff but I must say, I would seriously consider going to school there. So fun. So pretty. The only downfall was everything seemed to be uphill. I'm still baffled at how we would walk uphill to get to the shops, then uphill to get back. There is some weird physics happening in Pittsburg.
List of cities I have visited that I want to return to:
Athens Georgia
Cincinnati Ohio
Pittsburg Pennsylvania
The shows this weekend were a little bit of a nightmare. Bring on the rehearsals. From dresses being on backwards to cast members being unable to do the show and the rest the cast finding out 30 minutes before showtime. The hard thing about this show (and I will try to explain this as much as I can without giving too much away), is that it doesn't stop. Whether you know what you're doing or not, nothing stops. Sets could be falling down around you with nothing making sense and we press on. It leads to some interesting spur of the moment choices and some really bad ones. Nevertheless, we made it through and as far as we know, no body has been fired yet. Success.
Tomorrow is a day full of Media Training (finally someone will tell me if i'm gonna be fired for this blog), and another TV show then the rest the day off. What a glamorous life.
Another very important part of my life has ended this week. I finished The Walking Dead. I won't even begin to discuss the toll this took on me emotionally. It was a rough day. But alas, I have begun House of Cards and think I shall be just as happy with this. There are no zombies in this show, just DC politicians and at this point, I would rather the zombies.
I have learned something very important this week. The only truly crazy people in this life are not the people on a bunch of medication, they are the ones who take nothing. Yes, deep I know. This whole thing has definitely thrown me a loop. I am not currently taking any medications (except ones for beauty reasons which will remain nameless) but if someone threw open the back of a van and offered me some Xanax I would be on that like a fat kid on cake. All future wannabe performers who are considering a life in touring or just a life with any particular show....come talk to me. There are things you need to know and pills you need to take. We can get through this together.
Yes I realize all these paragraphs have totally different meanings and go together in absolutely no way but its late and i'm tired and that's what you get.
Last topic of the day. Workout blog time.
Yes, the working out is still happening. And it's still the worst. I also have started this thing where I eat only one meal a day and whenever my stomach growls I give myself a pat on the back and have a glass of water. If the next time you see me you don't instantly comment on how skinny I look, whether factual or not, I will scream in your face until you do. Lets not test this. I more than likely won't have much food on my stomach and will just pass out from the screaming and nobody needs to deal with that.
Well there ya have it. A little catching up, a little philosophy and a little workout blog. Hope all is well. I miss you all very very much.
Love,
The King
Wednesday, July 30, 2014
The Camera Doesn't Add 10lbs.
And we're back.
It's been quite a while since my last post so I thought it's time to do some catching up. Quite honestly, the last week or so have been rather rough and so posting a blog during that time would have been most depressing and not fun to read. So...you're welcome.
Since so much has happened and I have no desire to spell it all out for you, I have composed a list of 50 things I have learned or experienced since the last time we talked. Hope you enjoy.
1. Being on tour is hard.
2. Being on tour is fun.
3. Being on tour is exhausting.
4. TV studios are rather small and cramped.
5. The camera definitely does not add 10lbs.
6. It adds 15.
7. Being on TV is fun.
8. Cincinnati is beautiful
9. I'm moving there.
10. Canada is beautiful.
11. I'm moving there.
12. Crossing the border into another country is exhilarating.
13. Crossing back into USA is lame.
14. Niagara Falls is exceptionally cool.
15. And not as big as you think.
16. But really fun to be under.
17. The Walking Dead is a fabulous show and should be celebrated.
18. Erie PA is a rather scary place.
19. This hotel is haunted.
20. But the beds are WONDERFUL
21. Which is all that really matters.
22. Bring on the ghosts.
23. People in Kentucky are very friendly.
24. Pedestrians DO NOT have the right of way in Canada. Beware.
25. Small momentos from home are very important.
26. It's the little things that matter most.
27. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
28. Dancing is very important.
29. Being in love is a challenging thing.
30. But one of the most wonderful in the world.
31. Waking up is hard.
32. Having 4 days off in a row then doing 11 shows isn't fun.
33. Performing is always fun.
34. No one claps for King Rolands big entrance.
35. Hate it.
36. But everyone freaking loves Sophia. Upsetting.
37. Get it right kids.
38. Not getting to poop on the bus is stressful.
39. "Planned poops" are very important.
40. I don't sleep on tour buses.
41. Sleeping pills don't help.
42. I'm taking 4 next time. Bye bye George. See you next Thursday.
43. Some songs are always perfect for everything.
44. Music is important.
45. Leftover food is important.
46. Tuna snack packs are important.
47. Laundry is very important.
48. Hotels with fridges and microwaves are a must.
49. Never give up.
50. I'll all make sense and be worth it in the end.
Phew. Made it. Sorry for getting all philosophical and deep at the end. Couldn't resist. Lots of soul searching has been happening and it was bound to slip into this blog at some point. Won't happen again. (Yes it will). I hope everyone is happy and doing well! Feel free to call or hit me up at any time! I would love to hear from you!
Much love ##
The King
It's been quite a while since my last post so I thought it's time to do some catching up. Quite honestly, the last week or so have been rather rough and so posting a blog during that time would have been most depressing and not fun to read. So...you're welcome.
Since so much has happened and I have no desire to spell it all out for you, I have composed a list of 50 things I have learned or experienced since the last time we talked. Hope you enjoy.
1. Being on tour is hard.
2. Being on tour is fun.
3. Being on tour is exhausting.
4. TV studios are rather small and cramped.
5. The camera definitely does not add 10lbs.
6. It adds 15.
7. Being on TV is fun.
8. Cincinnati is beautiful
9. I'm moving there.
10. Canada is beautiful.
11. I'm moving there.
12. Crossing the border into another country is exhilarating.
13. Crossing back into USA is lame.
14. Niagara Falls is exceptionally cool.
15. And not as big as you think.
16. But really fun to be under.
17. The Walking Dead is a fabulous show and should be celebrated.
18. Erie PA is a rather scary place.
19. This hotel is haunted.
20. But the beds are WONDERFUL
21. Which is all that really matters.
22. Bring on the ghosts.
23. People in Kentucky are very friendly.
24. Pedestrians DO NOT have the right of way in Canada. Beware.
25. Small momentos from home are very important.
26. It's the little things that matter most.
27. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
28. Dancing is very important.
29. Being in love is a challenging thing.
30. But one of the most wonderful in the world.
31. Waking up is hard.
32. Having 4 days off in a row then doing 11 shows isn't fun.
33. Performing is always fun.
34. No one claps for King Rolands big entrance.
35. Hate it.
36. But everyone freaking loves Sophia. Upsetting.
37. Get it right kids.
38. Not getting to poop on the bus is stressful.
39. "Planned poops" are very important.
40. I don't sleep on tour buses.
41. Sleeping pills don't help.
42. I'm taking 4 next time. Bye bye George. See you next Thursday.
43. Some songs are always perfect for everything.
44. Music is important.
45. Leftover food is important.
46. Tuna snack packs are important.
47. Laundry is very important.
48. Hotels with fridges and microwaves are a must.
49. Never give up.
50. I'll all make sense and be worth it in the end.
Phew. Made it. Sorry for getting all philosophical and deep at the end. Couldn't resist. Lots of soul searching has been happening and it was bound to slip into this blog at some point. Won't happen again. (Yes it will). I hope everyone is happy and doing well! Feel free to call or hit me up at any time! I would love to hear from you!
Much love ##
The King
Thursday, July 17, 2014
Fayetteville North Carolina. My fav.
Yuck.
This is definitely not my favorite place ever.
Yuck.
Needless to say, it's been a long week of not a ton to do. The mall was fairly nice but so far away and such a sketch town to walk around in that is almost not worth it to risk your life to get there. Also, people don't believe in walking anywhere around here. Now that I say it out loud, I clearly understand why. They have also figured out it would be life threatening to do so. They should post signs for us out-of-towners. There are no cross walks and few sidewalks. Getting across the road, should you need to do so, is always an adrenaline rush. I am very excited to do a couple shows here tomorrow and get the hell outta dodge.
Oddly enough, I have been entertaining myself with a trip to the gym every day (yes, that is how dire the situation has become). Not to turn this into one of those sappy and lame, workout and progress blogs, but I am working out and seeing progress. There.
My roommate and I are also completely entranced in The Walking Dead. For those of you who don't know this show, goodbye. It is incredible. We, of course, don't start watching until around midnight then say that we will only watch one. Six episodes later we are talking ourselves out of "just one more". Last night was an especially upsetting episode where we knew we were done cause we were both secretly crying into pillows. It's terribly upsetting watching ones you love become zombies. Life lessons.
Today at the local Golds Gym was Zumba time. I have only ever had one Zumba class and honestly didn't love it. Or like it in the slightest. But this was actually a wonderful experience. I will definitely be finding more classes. So fun. But turn down the lights and up the loud music and I am always interested. I also always hate going into actual gyms cause I am intimidated by all the machines. This is why I usually just stick to running and pushups and stuff. But today, again, I see the machines and know that I could figure this shit out. Next week I am commanding myself to go to the actually gym everyday and figure it out.
For those wondering, we usually get free passes to local gyms which is why I am going. I am most definitely not to the point of actually wanting to PAY for working out. No no no.
This became a workout blog. Damnit.
Moving on. This weekend. We do two shows here in ghettoville, two in Greensboro NC (where I have my first visitors coming to the show! Can't wait to have people I know in the audience!) then two in Johnson City, Tennessee then on to Dayton Ohio for the week.
Hmmmmm. Well, that's it. Hope you are all having a wonderful week as well! Much love
Dixon
This is definitely not my favorite place ever.
Yuck.
Needless to say, it's been a long week of not a ton to do. The mall was fairly nice but so far away and such a sketch town to walk around in that is almost not worth it to risk your life to get there. Also, people don't believe in walking anywhere around here. Now that I say it out loud, I clearly understand why. They have also figured out it would be life threatening to do so. They should post signs for us out-of-towners. There are no cross walks and few sidewalks. Getting across the road, should you need to do so, is always an adrenaline rush. I am very excited to do a couple shows here tomorrow and get the hell outta dodge.
Oddly enough, I have been entertaining myself with a trip to the gym every day (yes, that is how dire the situation has become). Not to turn this into one of those sappy and lame, workout and progress blogs, but I am working out and seeing progress. There.
My roommate and I are also completely entranced in The Walking Dead. For those of you who don't know this show, goodbye. It is incredible. We, of course, don't start watching until around midnight then say that we will only watch one. Six episodes later we are talking ourselves out of "just one more". Last night was an especially upsetting episode where we knew we were done cause we were both secretly crying into pillows. It's terribly upsetting watching ones you love become zombies. Life lessons.
Today at the local Golds Gym was Zumba time. I have only ever had one Zumba class and honestly didn't love it. Or like it in the slightest. But this was actually a wonderful experience. I will definitely be finding more classes. So fun. But turn down the lights and up the loud music and I am always interested. I also always hate going into actual gyms cause I am intimidated by all the machines. This is why I usually just stick to running and pushups and stuff. But today, again, I see the machines and know that I could figure this shit out. Next week I am commanding myself to go to the actually gym everyday and figure it out.
For those wondering, we usually get free passes to local gyms which is why I am going. I am most definitely not to the point of actually wanting to PAY for working out. No no no.
This became a workout blog. Damnit.
Moving on. This weekend. We do two shows here in ghettoville, two in Greensboro NC (where I have my first visitors coming to the show! Can't wait to have people I know in the audience!) then two in Johnson City, Tennessee then on to Dayton Ohio for the week.
Hmmmmm. Well, that's it. Hope you are all having a wonderful week as well! Much love
Dixon
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